Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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