I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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