Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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