My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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