Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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