he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
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it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
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You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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