Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
false alarm, still single
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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