No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
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Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
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