why didn't you poke me back
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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