I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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