Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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