I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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