If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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