I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
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Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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