scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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