Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
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Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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