About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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