look no pants
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
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FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
She needs sedatives and a leash
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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