Sry I called you an 8
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
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Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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