Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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