Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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