dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
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Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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