I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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