just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
This is the high leading the old right now
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
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Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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