Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
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I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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