Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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