you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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