Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
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The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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