It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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