I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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