I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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