I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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