im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
