Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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