sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Just cropdusted the office
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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