it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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