My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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