kristin has been a bad kristin
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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