Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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