I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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