I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
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