On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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