Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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