I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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