I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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