As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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