Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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