I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
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