I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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