the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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