like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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