She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I have feelings that need drinking.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
