Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
