he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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