Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize